February 2012
20 posts
January 2012
14 posts
Non Sequiturs Abroad: Interviews With My...
PART ONE: CAIRO, EGYPT.
In accordance with my friend’s snarky answer to my writers’ block, I am devoting an entire post to him.
My friend Kop lives in Egypt now, where he works “Adam: I‘m the editor for the research dept. of one of Egypt’s top investment banks.” (<—- I always forget how he phrases it. So I just decided to cut and paste.) This is...
And We're Off.
“I’ve been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.” Dr. Lester - Being John Malkovich
I wish I had used this as my high school yearbook quote. Alas, I probably used some lame Saves The Day lyric. I need someone sitting next to me telling me what to do. Or at least giving me a play-by-play of my life in horse-race fashion.
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I Have 30 Minutes
To impress upon you, reader, the fact that I am now going back to work after a week of either wringing my socks out on account of trudging through the snow, or stalking the weather channel in hopes that the snow was still accumulating.
Now that those events have passed, and it’s an unprecedented sunny day in the city of Seattle, I am forced to realize that my life is pretty much where it...
Thoughts Regarding The Urban Tundra
Seattle’s Response To Snow:
“BRB I HAVE TO GO LOOK UP ‘SNOW’ IN THE DICTIONARY AND THEN GET BACK TO YOU ON THE ROADS AND STUFF”
Despite this, in perfect Seattle fashion Starbucks is still open. I don’t know if they have teleportation pods that they aren’t telling us about, but Starbucks is open. On top of that, the baristas (who curiously are not...
Seattle Snopocalypse
Seattle is in a current state of panic. Roads are closed, buses are not running, cabs will never arrive. This event reminds me of the isolation I felt when reading Samuel Beckett’s play, “Waiting For Godot”. I mean, it’s only one inch of snow. Anyway, I’ve been inspired by the strange nature in which Seattle is handling what I would consider to be totally normal...
New Year New Site
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I have re-emerged from the holiday swamp and, just in time for 2012, I have my new tumblr account set up. Now, I don’t really know much about tumblr. But I do know that now that I have an iPhone I have been stuffed with the false confidence of being able to sufficiently navigate anything e-oriented or i-oriented. I am so important. I have the following...
